Why aren’t preachers and rabbis and such listed as "entertainment services"?

Asked: Why aren’t preachers and rabbis and such listed as "entertainment services"?

If they can stick psychics in the right section of the phone book, why can't they go one further?

Answers:

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Because they are usually utterly boring.
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Because they are rarely entertaining.
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Should be listed as a business.

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