Asked: Do psychics actually work?

Has anyone ever been to one? For love or money? Did it work? Were you happy with your results? Would you go back? I really want to try it out.

Asked: Is it normal for my hand to constantly gravitate towards items that resemble or smell like dead fish

For the past couple years, every single time I am around a deceased fish or something that smells of one, my left hand always reaches in that general direction. Could it be that someone from beyond the grave is trying to grab my attention in the form of this smelly aquatic creature? I do not have enough money to visit a psychic, so I decided to use yahoo instead. I came to the conclusion that there are more than likely plenty of people with psychic abilities on yahoo that would gladly help me with this concern.Thank you.

Asked: is it possible to be funny on the internet?

or is not possible because so many people cut and paste things online? I have so much spiritual affliction, I started thinking that I was already cut-and-pasted somehow. when I remembered my joke about the the false prophecies and the inputs, I started thinking they already beat me to it and took it beyond comedy.

I cant remember how many hilarious jokes I put on the internet, probably "none" but vicious atheists were cutting and pasting only things to make me look bad on the suggestion board and adding the best insults they could think of. I started thinking they were deceptively holding my real queen for massive ransom. it was an absolute nightmare.

it caused so much tingling and mass disturbance in the a-force, and I had no clue who those savage monsters were, where they were or what they were really up to. it was one of so many hallucinations and delusions, and I was able to recover and still feel like my real queen really liked me. unfortunately, I think the reality is that none of the apes do, but rather there is some kind of spirit that likes me a lot.

after a split-second moment of peace, im confident the apes will say "yeah, but youre not" is it because it rhymes with the last line or is rhyming just deceit of the ghost to mask and mesh psychic nothing? I actually thought about this long ago. just how do some of the jokes roll off the old tongue? I have "psychic powers" PEBKAC PEBKAC PEBKAC?

Asked: Has this ever happened to you?

You noticed that it hasn't rained for a while. Then, a few minutes later. it starts to rain. Or when you noticed you haven't talked to one of your friends in a while and then when you go out shopping you randomly ran into him or her at the mall. It's like you have psychic powers or something.

Asked: What is going on in my head?

Something has got to be wrong. Im paranoid. I even have delusions. I think a group of people i know are mind readers or evil psychics out to destroy my mind. I think the devil is out to get me. Every where i turn i see those 6s. The things people say are code for something elsefor me to figure out. It drives me crazy. The other night, i was tsking a shower. I always see faces in things but this was different. I heard this weird spinning impossible to describe but its like really fast soundwaves. Everywhere i looked, i saw a face of something. So i closed my eyes and saw more. Then i could hears conversations going on. It was really odd. Then the voices started talkin to me. Saying things like, so you finally figured it out, are we gonna make this work, so what do you wana talk about. Its crazy, like my muscles in random places seem to spaz out at times of weird coincidence like its a sign. They also hurt sometimes, like a knife stabbing me. I feel like im being watched all the time like im being attacked. Please help, i cant take it anymore, everyone wont stop reading my mind !!

Asked: What is going on in my head?

Something has got to be wrong. Im paranoid. I even have delusions. I think a group of people i know are mind readers or evil psychics out to destroy my mind. I think the devil is out to get me. Every where i turn i see those 6s. The things people say are code for something elsefor me to figure out. It drives me crazy. The other night, i was tsking a shower. I always see faces in things but this was different. I heard this weird spinning impossible to describe but its like really fast soundwaves. Everywhere i looked, i saw a face of something. So i closed my eyes and saw more. Then i could hears conversations going on. It was really odd. Then the voices started talkin to me. Saying things like, so you finally figured it out, are we gonna make this work, so what do you wana talk about. Its crazy, like my muscles in random places seem to spaz out at times of weird coincidence like its a sign. They also hurt sometimes, like a knife stabbing me. I feel like im being watched all the time like im being attacked. Please help, i cant take it anymore, everyone wont stop reading my mind !!

Asked: Is there such things as spells and curses and being psychic because after this, I’m getting curious.

At first I thought these were coincidences but there's been too many of them along with too many detailed correct ones from my friend. Here, I'll give you 4 out of like 100 predictions she got right and actually she's never gotten one wrong. Not with me or anyone else.
Example 1- When we were 15, she told me I would end up dating my guy friend 2 years later, that I barely talked to. Then when I became 17 he asked me out and we dated.
Example 2- She said to me that I would hit a financial issue at age 17. At age 17, my parents took my college money, I nearly went broke…
Example 3- (this was the weirdest one)- On a school week, she said the next day I would find a turtle on the middle of the road in my neighborhood. Guess what? I did!
Example 4- When I was dating the guy friend, she said he would break up with me on January 1st, 2010 and nonetheless he did…
She told me she's not trying to make this happen on purpose. She can just see the future for some reason. I was like, how can someone do that? I'm being honest without exaggeration, she's done these things like 100 times so far, with no fail.

Asked: Is a Psychic or Medium the same thing or not?

not the same thing

Asked: Can a psychic help me to figure out what Im good at? Please read (Not long)?

Ive tried alot of things of interest but Im not good at it! I know practice makes purpose but I try very hard but Im useless to be honest!

So is there a psychic that can help me out to figure what Im good at? Or Ask God what am I good at? (I would hope to get a sign)Do I have to do some weird magic/hoodoo to figure what im good at that I dont know!

Asked: Are psychics real? Would love to find out more about my issues and wondering if psychic could help.?

I had a reading one time and I also was told who I was gonna find and fall in love with. The reading seemed to be more in depth and precisely relevant, but my friend did it so she knew things about me. And when I was told about my now husband, it was from a self proclaimed psychic in a chat room and his/her description was right on but very vague when he/she told me about what he would look like. I've always been a skeptic, but I also believe in ghosts spirits because I have seen and heard scary stuff and I have had witnesses so I'm know I wasn't hallucinating! So why couldn't there be people that could really be mediums or psychics?? I'd love to hear any and all answers. If they are for real, I'd love to know where I could go for spiritual (not religious) emotional healing. Thanks