How to force people to talk to me first?

Asked: How to force people to talk to me first?

What are some psychic/psychological coercion methods (such as conjuring pity/sympathy, brainwashing) I can use so people will be forced to walk over to me and talk to me first about deep things? So I'll really be one of the liked and popular people?

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You dress like a bum so the rich people will enjoy your freedom of self, and not be rich like a dork who can only drone about the days with a mechanism schedule.

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