can i be a vampire? I relait to all of these! If i am who can turn me?

Asked: can i be a vampire? I relait to all of these! If i am who can turn me?

As a kid, were you the strongest, smartest, or quickest kid in the class, and at around 16 years of age maybe all 3?
Are you extremely energetic at night but around the time the sun comes up become extremely tired
Are you a slightly quicker healer than most, if not a much quicker healer?
Do you have an unusually high tolerance to alcohol and other poisons/toxins?
Do you tend to switch between very social and antisocial frequently?
Do you tend to switch between very social and antisocial frequently?
Are your six senses more enhanced than most other peoples, i.e. vision, hearing, touch, smell, taste, and intuition?
Do you have extremely good vision in the dark? How many times has some one said its too dark they cant see while you were doing something like reading
Do you tend to NOT be surprised or scared by the typical sudden loud noise in a movie or things like that because you sensed it coming
1Do you tend to react to things like catching a falling object or other normally unexpected things at an almost psychic speed? (As if you were expecting it to happen)?
Are you sensitive to light or the heat from it? (Ranging from getting a bad headache from the glare to burning very easily.)do you bleed quite noticeably less than a person normally should, or more likely not bleed at all?
Is your bedroom the darkest room in the house?
According to multiple news articles easily found online, older adults cant hear this sound. So far I haven't found someone over 36 who is a non-vamp that can. click to try to hear it. Warning: if you can hear it, it will be loud.
How often do you look at the person that almost bumped (or bumped) into you and think "you idiot or people are so stupid" because they didn't know you were only a couple feet away from them, because you always know when someone is that close to you? (Which, when you think about it, you only know because you can sense when someone is that close to you).
Do you always feel a strong urge to travel
How often does something smell so strong that you can literally taste it, whether its a good thing or a bad thing?
Can you hear a whisper from across a room?
Is there a dark colored ring around the iris (color part) of your eyes?
Does sunlight/bright light in general hurt your eyes and head, in most cases to the point of a migraine?
Do electrical appliances generally tend to hate you?
Are your dreams often extremely vivid and sometimes result in cases of djvu?
Do people often find you very empathetic to how they feel?
Do people usually either trust you completely or not trust you at all?
25. When you will things to happen do they usually happen?
26.Does your mood have an obvious effect on the mood of others around you? Only count this if it happens to the people that cant see you.
Do you have unusually pale skin? You don't have to be white to be pale
Are you a naturally strong


i feel like i am a zombie all the time
You are not a vampire.
Vampires do not exist.
You cannot become a vampire.
Vampires do not exist.
Never have, never will.
You are until your dying day 100% HUMAN.
I'm smarter than the other kids. I can't sleep at all without pills. I am an unbelievably fast healer, which caused me to have cancer. Well, i'm on chemo and my body hasn't given up yet, so i'll give a whopping YES to that one. Yes, actually. I'll want to spend all my time with my friends, and then I'll hide in my room killing dragons for a few weeks. Well, my hearing used to be great, but chemo ruined it along with my sense of taste, but everything else works better than most peoples. My eye sight is better than twenty-twenty. Yes, I can read in darker light than anyone I know. No, which really sucks because I have severe anxiety. I once stopped breathing because I knocked over a TV tray on accident, it scared me so badly. But I have good reflexes. I can not stand the temperature being anything above 70 degrees, and that's as hot as I am willing to get. I keep my room a comfy fifty-three degrees at all times. I don't get cut or pricked or such enough to know the answer to that question. Yes, but only because I got stuck with the bedroom that faces away from the sun and only has two windows. I used to be able to hear that noise, but as I said before, chemo ruined my hearing. I don't bump in to people. I have to travel every few weeks two hours to a hospital, does that count? Yes, but everyone has that sense. Taste and smell are connected. That's why breathing through your mouth makes a smell worse, because you can taste it too. Depends. Yes, there is a black ring around my iris. No. No. I don't talk to people about their feelings, so I don't know. I've never been in a circumstance like that. Usually, but that's just because I've got a very good sense of observation, and I don't ever actually will things. I predict. Not magic. Yes. I have pale skin, yes, but that really shouldn't count because I was kept in a room with no window for three months, and after that the only times i'd go outside is to go to the hospital. My dad took me to a movie one time, and it was nice out, so I waited for him outside in the sun. WORST SUNBURN I'VE EVER GOTTEN. I used to be, but due to being so miserable and sick that I could barely ever do my PT, I've got little to no muscle mass anymore. See? Cancer patients fit just about all of your questions. Zombies on the other hand, are real in a sense.
I'm not sure. Maybe you're just more than an average human but not a vampire. And who are we to say that vampires don't exist. Just because you can't see them or never met one doesn't mean they're not out there. If you are one, totally come find me and turn me.
Real monsters.

There are no walking undead, nor is there a separate race of humanoids that subsist off of blood. Blood simply doesnt have enough nutrients to sustain such a creature. Nature doesnt design inefficient organisms.

Making such requests as to ask to talk or meet with a real vampire is to put yourself at serious risk. Giving out email addys, phone numbers, or even real world locations on a globally accessible public site is sheer folly.

In all likelihood all you will meet are harmless kooks living in the fantasy of being a vampire, but you do run the risk of running into one of the worlds real monsters pedophiles, rapists, murderers, serial killers, pimps, and slave traffickers. These scum will tell you anything you want to hear in order to draw you in even that they are vampires.

I am a Nurse, real education, real experience. Vampires do not exist. They are a medical and physical impossibility.

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